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Kaos

A name for any person who is talks normally on vent, and when you call his name, magically vanishes from his computer.

One who toggles on and off in order to impress and/or look leet.

One who sucks at cs because he plays too much WoW.
"Yo, My priestess of the moon is level 32."

"you're such a kaos."
by Tony March 19, 2005
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KAOS Mafia

KAOS is an underground mafia secret to the public. KAOS is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. They do mostly assassination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. KAOS was responsible for the mafia hit of JFK. Usually if an assassination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, KAOS is responsible. KAOS is currently in a secret war with the Russian Mafia, the Neo-Nazi groups around the world, and the Colombian drug cartels like the North Valley Cartel.
Missouri Governors plane mysteriously crashes? Probably a KAOS Mafia hit.
by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008
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Kaosu Evil

The Kaosu who infested most boards, and did a lotta stuff for the KB.

Kaosu is also fucking awesome and stuff.
Infested by Kaosu Evil
by Kaosu Evil April 7, 2005
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kaori

kaoris are weird
by mroc October 18, 2020
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kaos

The baddest motherfuckin' pro wrestler in Georgia
Kaos just beat the shit out of all the NWA Wildside talent
by the informer May 12, 2003
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Kaotai

A manipulative person who lie to countless of people just to get their way. Someone doubtful in life and always depend on other people. lack of self-esteem, joy in life, and enthusiasm. Very Troublesome if come encounter with others. Lie without having any feelings or remorse. A Failure in life.
be careful, he might be a Kaotai
by envymylove November 14, 2010
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Kaoru

a person that would like to have sex with every girl in the world but can not because he is even uglier than a gorilla
why are you such a kaoru?
by Kaorulover69 December 10, 2017
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