Joog

"JOOG" really means if you have a plugg. Meaning someone you can obtain a wanted valuable item such as the new Jordans and you get them for a cheaper price.

Aye, man you got the Joog on the new IPhone X.

by Lil Smarty Pantz May 11, 2018

Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.

Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.

by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010

joog

Joog is Aussie slag usually meaning mate

"yo cheer's for the carton for gn Joog" said matty

by Banigga September 25, 2017

joog

a term for a companion, friend if you will, mate if you feel so inclined. Just an alternative word to call your friend, thats it.

Oi joog, hows it going?
hey, you alright joog, whats been going on lately?

by chunkyhenry March 7, 2021

Jologs

Jologs- It means you're outcast, corny, poser or any negative things you can think of!

Boy 1: Hoy idol mo ga si April Boy?
Boy 2: Oo, idol ko!
Boy 1: Ala eh! jologsss kaa!!!

by nocturnal October 30, 2003

joog

Kind of like mate for aboriginals. Like when Australias get angry they can be like "fuck off mate." Aboriginals can be like "Fuck off joog"

Keep your kids off my lawn joog! Dey be stealin ma newspapers der joog!

by thejoogerjoogyjoogjoog February 8, 2008

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004