Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025

Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.

I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high

by robroblin April 11, 2011

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 17, 2020

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

jihad-teppo

Jihad-Teppo is an form of music. It is a mix between American Hip-Hop and Rap.

I am listening to this Jihad-Teppo song.

by Lil'BrnDMG July 16, 2018

The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018