jewish tuxedo

a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.

Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.

by SpectacularSecular May 27, 2011

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016

jewish ankle

When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.

Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .

by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017

Jewish Yamacum

Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.

She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .

by Mike Hunt 420 June 2, 2017

Jewish heaven

When you're so high that you start thinking you're a Jew.

Dude, I was in fucking Jewish heaven last night.

by Theblondejew June 5, 2018