Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"
Hi Jesus your not gay
by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019
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super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
no example of Jesus
by thegreatesteversteff January 02, 2017
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A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants
by Carlos vegas March 15, 2017
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A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.
Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.
by Crazy life March 14, 2017
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An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.
OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him
by Puffblower April 07, 2019
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Did that Santa is Jesus
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The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ
Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where
by Guy1715383 February 16, 2017
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