One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
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"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
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A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.
Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.
by flacker October 28, 2005
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