Jagger

a person who cant read

Teacher: Read the book
Student: I'm a jagger i can't

by PaoloSafady May 27, 2018

Jaggered

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.

"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"

by Deertay March 16, 2008

swagger jagger

A derivation of "swagger jacker," a term for someone who copies another person's style or material and passes it off as their own. "Swagger jagger" was popularized by the Cher Lloyd song of the same name, which was the source of much mockery. It is still used occasionally and sometimes ironically.

Swagger jagger? I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.

by wwwggwww December 16, 2011

jaggy bunnet

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

jagglewaggle

To jagglewaggle means to cut off your testicals and put them in your butt, then shuv a fresh cut lemon in your cut of penis hole.

Yesterday my friend told me he Jagglewaggled

by Schweddy B@lls September 20, 2011

Jagger

Thickest girl you will ever meet and if you play her over damm you dead

Damm Jagger you thicker than a snicker 🤭

by Hshshahjs February 13, 2020

jagger

he gots moves

woman: that man can dance
other woman: yea,he gots the moves like jagger

by unknown_but_known February 8, 2021