Jonas Brothers 

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.

Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!

Jonas Brothers by Big Dong Long Wong April 14, 2008

Jonas Brothers Fan 

A person I come across just about everyday on YouTube. These people are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth. They confuse the music industry with the modeling industry, as they don't know that looks have nothing to do with music. They also don't allow opinions.

Me: HAHA! FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS!

JB fan: I rspect your opnion! ur just jelous because they're hot and sexey! Sooo, do me a favr and get a life!

Me: Hey, they get money so fast because of their JACKED UP prices for ONE concert ticket! I'm still having working my ass off trying to make 30$/week at McDonalds!

Jonas Brothers Fan: I dont watto kep tlking 2 u. get a life, buh-bye. *BLOCKED*

Jonas Brothers Fan by TheRandomGuy2008 September 29, 2008

jonas brothers fans

jonas brothers fans or "jb fans" are preppy teenage girls that are in love with the jonas bros Almost all jb fans like the jbs only for their looks and not their music

jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit

then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans

jonas brothers fans

jonas brothers fans by xXxAshleysluvsAlexilaihoxXx April 22, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

Smartest people on the planet

Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters

Jonas Brothers Haters by pieisgoodsoismetal January 10, 2010

Jonas Brothers fan 

the most annoying raging idiots on this planet. they defend what could quite possibily be the worst band of ALL TIME.
They cant sing, have laughable guitar crap and use the same stupid recycled disney mainstream get the parents money garbage in every song. disney used to be a respectable company- until they sold out to get into the wallets of middle aged parents. They signed miley and the jo bros- i bet walt disney would turn over in his grave if he saw what a money grubbing sham his company has become.

A typical jo bro fan in third person for you: "omg dude yeah like da jo bros so totally hot so totally totally like YEAH. 1 minute later TOTAL"
A guy with a brain: "Shut up you jo bro idiot. Those talentless jokes only wish they had the talent of such a band as Dream Theater. Who you will never hear cause your too busy listening to recycled mainstream garbage!"
`Jo bro idiot walks away`
Jonas Brothers fan noob!

Jonas Brothers fan by soldier in the army of metal September 3, 2009

Jonas Brothers fan 

People without neither average IQ nor EQ. Incredibly passionate about screaming and fake music. Surprisingly sentimental and simple-minded. Notoriously lack self-control and logic when challenged.

A Jonas Brothers fan deserves non-disney education!

Jonas Brothers suck, noise, simple-minded, talentless

Jonas Brothers fan by MightyPython September 30, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

Rising Disney whore band that attracts millions of overly obsessed 7-19 year old girls who treat them like they're GOD. They are not God, they're a bunch of faggot ass bastards who don't know real music and wear skinny jeans.

These hairy-lipped cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.

This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!

OBSESSIVE FANGIRL: Liek omg! OMG JONAS BROTHERS CONCERRT ZOMG I HAS TICKETTS!
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *shakes head and walks away*

Jonas Brothers by Respedeutsch August 27, 2009