Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

leon jihad

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair

Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world

by LeonMor January 4, 2017

Juicy Jihad

One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).

Juicy Jihad just went full fuper!

by Mikols January 18, 2017

Inbox Jihad

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.

Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.

by Ghafy November 18, 2020

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

cyber-jihad

What the ISIS organ commits online, it is very sigma, ussualy terorism

Bro we typed cybe-jihad on that paper.
Teacher: Cyber-jihad is my favorite

(She doesn't know)

by Muhammad sigma November 20, 2023

Jihad

Guy who studies in European Azerbaijan School. Good one but sometimes annoying. Never ever try to enter to an argument with him or he would make anything to make you false. Sometimes he is in severe depression. Can get immediate chooses.

Jihad is late to school.

by You know the Bet? November 21, 2021