Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Jihad

the meaning of jihad is handsome and gets many men/women and has a lot of money😱

OMG i really wanna be jihad

by adhamomarshalaby April 19, 2022

jihad-teppo

Jihad-Teppo is an form of music. It is a mix between American Hip-Hop and Rap.

I am listening to this Jihad-Teppo song.

by Lil'BrnDMG July 16, 2018

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 17, 2020

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

Inbox Jihad

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.

Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.

by Ghafy November 18, 2020