Dead Jiffies

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

by Jettskis July 6, 2010

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003

jiffle

Often abbreviated to jiff...same definition

e.g. Simon had a quick jiff on the dancefloor while his mate was at the bar

by Lord McMenace of Pantinghame February 24, 2003

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003

Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.

That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.

by Dzynz October 7, 2008

Jiffy

Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)

"I'll be back in a jiffy!"

by DominicoItalia August 3, 2008

Jiffle

Breakfast for the lazy and/or time-crunched; consists of an Eggo waffle smeared with Jif peanut butter, eaten quickly over the sink and washed down with milk directly from the carton. Pathetic, yet satisfying.

"Dude, did you get to eat breakfast this morning? You look tired."

"Yeah, man, I slammed a Jiffle before I got here."

by Ultradave December 5, 2007