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Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.
Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?
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Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4
Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!
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Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.
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A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.
Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.
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A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.
Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.
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the most amazing, kind, generous and beautiful girl in the entire world. She makes the world stop whenever she looks at you, she’s breathtaking, ethereal even. She’s loveable and precious and totally hilarious. And we know that if you lose her, you’ll regret it for eternity. We all love a Jessica xx
Did you see Jessica today, she took my breath away.
My gorgeous and ethereal sister is named Jessica.
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