invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

invisible bukkake

When someone is shamed or embarrassed so bad but doesn't realize what is actually going on, while everyone else does. It is like everyone is bukkaking on them but they have no idea and are oblivious to what they have done.

Additionally, this person can be incredibly annoying but does not realize this and continues with this stupid behavior. As this person does not change, people will say things about them in a derogatory manner but they do not realize it, thus being covered in an invisible bukkake.

That man is so clueless and annoying, he doesn't realize that its an invisible bukkake shower everywhere he walks.

by GNG-NZ June 19, 2011

invisible nipple

nipple that are so close to a girls' skin colour they're nearly indistinguishable.

that girl had invisible nipple

by banded January 19, 2012

invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy

The invisible hand moves every day to stabilize the economy

by Jill June 7, 2004

invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004

Invisible duchebage

The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.

"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".

by Blackoperative June 5, 2010

invisibleize

to enter a state of invisibility.

when the predators go on the hunt they activate their camoflauge armor and invisibleize themselves.

by usaflax26 July 29, 2011