internetainers

The mash-up between "internet" and "entertainers" to describe the job of YouTubers Rhett and Link.

Person #1: "Hey, you' ve got to check out theses internetainers"
Person #2: "Who?! What?!"
Person #1: "Amazing people from the internet named Rhett and Link"

by Randler Beast November 19, 2015

sky internet

the shittest internet provider in the uk

sky internet fiber is slower than aol ffs

by CalTheTroll July 8, 2017

the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008

Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.

Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.

by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011

internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet

John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur

by frisco stories October 18, 2008

Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid

Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014