Ian

Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.

"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."

by Nunow January 2, 2019

Ian

Ian is the most widely known milf. He gets bitches for a living. He is also known as “Mr. I steal Your Bitch When I Want to”

Dang that’s a real Ian Milf

by The biggestdad February 10, 2018

Ian

“I’m not” or “I ain’t”
Mostly used by southern people

“Bitch ian fucking stupid”

by gray lockser July 1, 2019

Ian

Ian is very cute and Pogi. Specially Chester ian Keith G. Mata

Person1: hey, Ian the pogi.
Ian: Hi, Im Chester IAN thats my Name

by TheNameIsIan June 7, 2021

Ian

A communist

Ian is a communist

by Cross country hobo May 22, 2019

Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 3, 2020

ian

he’s freakin amazing, like in every way. he’s VERY very loud, kind of obnoxious, but for some reason you end up loving him in the end. ian is the type of person you wanna keep in your life forever, kinda

like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.

“ian you aren’t supposed to say that out loud, do you HAVE a filter?!”

by triple.e. May 12, 2019