humerya

Humerya is the best person you could ever meet.
She will always be by your side.

Humerya’s are mostly shy but when you get to know her and gain her trust she shows her real self

is that Humerya?

I LOVE HUMERYA <33

by svatxn February 12, 2022

Taos hummer

When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.

Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.

by McGravin March 3, 2011

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Electric hummer

You get aluminum foil, take a size appropriate sheet, wrap it snugly around your penis. Let your partner take it on their mouth and human as loud as they can! The vibration from the hum in turn vibrates the entire sheet of foil, eliciting the feeling of electricity running over your penis. Electric Hummer.

Lets get the foil baby, you can give me an electric hummer tonight.

by SortItOutKaren December 17, 2018

eggy hummer

It's the fart that keeps on giving..... you know it's deadly stench is settling into your pores - but!!! - you are transfixed, unable to move, discombobulated and a dead ringer for Rietel OOvergaang. Nope, never heard of him either.

Who did the Eggy Hummer?
Me.
That solves that then! No wonder they call me the the Worlds greatest question asker! Huzzoid!

by DJBladdered December 20, 2009

puff puff humbert

Puff puff humbert is just a cartoon version of Ray william johnson that was in the band Yourfavoritemartian

Dude 1: Hey do you know Rwj
Dude 2: you mean Puff Puff Humbert

by Davey_M March 22, 2021

hummer

Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.

I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer.

It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.

by Hank Zeitgeist August 6, 2007