Hubert

Huberts are kids that smoke high grade marijuanna and do other drugs. and end up broke after their fix of dutchmasters, munchie foods, and drinks. usually fall asleep high with no dolla billls in they pocket.A hubert can also be a kid that undertakes strange and unordinary hobbies . huberts are known to be soft and very queer. huberts are prime victims for hitting licks.

i dont understand why jj hubbeettt intends on buyin 7 dubs a day instead of just buying a quarter and saving himself 30ddollars.. what a hubert ass nigga. ppssshhhhh. i love huberts <3

by sir seeks alot January 10, 2012

Hubs

One who commonly will frankenstien unclean dudebros and also cats. He has the strength of ten normal grizzlies and the stamina of Carl Ripken Jr. Drives the tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction.

Rollin on hubs... AKA Hubs likes penispops and weenwhistles. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopen your love burger to my taking.

by yanwoo July 5, 2004

Hubert

A fat fag

Ohly shit Hubert is a fat fag

by HingstenTheGreat December 12, 2016

Hobese

adj.

A person who is so much a ho it is hazardous to one's health.

An obscene state of obesity mixed with the element of skank.

See Hobesity

That man can only be described as hobese.

Katie is so hobese that if she wears shorts they turn into a thong.

by Straight Serious November 17, 2004

hubbs

Hubbs is a person too cool for school. They're name is H-U-B-B-L-E not H-E-W-B-L-E. They also enjoy UPS guys and of course Brock Lee. They own a evil cat who occasionally they abuse. They do stupid stuff in Safeways and take pictures of it. A Hubbs will also use words such as hoodlum and knarscerklemnity (narselemity).

You can't make an example for Hubbs.

by natalieaja March 19, 2005

habesha

Habesha is an old arabic word in reference to the dark-skinned people of the Horn of Africa. Confusingly associated with those influenced by the Aksumite Empire of Eritrea and Ethiopia, it is actually more closely related to the Abyssinian Kingdom. The Abyssinian Kingdom was an empire similar in size to modern Ethiopia, though it had uneasy relations with the northern peoples of the Horn, including todays Sudanese and Eritrea.

Are you habesha? (in lieu of "Are you Ethiopian?")

by Merhawie Woldezion November 1, 2005

Hubstitute

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

by locarb June 10, 2009