Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Howard beach airfreshiner

The act of washing your hands with scented liquid soap to clover up the smell of marijuana in your bathroom.

Guy1: yo this bathroom smells like that serious sour D

Guy2: yea money. We need to howard beach airfreshiner this ma fucker.

Guy:word.

by AvMv August 3, 2010

Howard Dean

Howard " I have a scream" Dean
Very unsucsessfull candidate for Democratic nomination for President. Former Vermont Governor. Enjoys crazy liberal antics, and yelling at old people. Often seen with a midget for a sidekick.

Howard Dean enjoys yelling at small children before he eats them.

by John Edwards January 17, 2005

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Voogoins March 1, 2008

Josh Howard

a. a professional NBA basketball player who has admitted to not believing in the star-spangled banner because he is black; a dumbass who tried to make his black friends laugh but instead will have to pay for his mistake for the rest of his life

b. Also, an extremely, dark chocolatey black person

StarSpanglt banner goin on in the back i don beleive in any of that cuz im black nigga Obama 08 and dave chappelle ftw nigga so you can rise up off my nuts LOLPWND!!!11oneone

Nestle presents, their all new flavor of CRUNCH....The Josh Howard.

by The Ill3st November 1, 2008

jeph howard

lovely pineapple!!!!! and very sexy!

he looks so good~~~~~ sexy<mine mine mine>
neener~ neener~ neener!!!!!

by kristen March 26, 2005

Howard

A means of disguising the phrase "I would" when identifying a person who could be deemed as 'shaggable'

"ooo, look at her over there, Howard"

or shouting "Howard" at a good looking person in front of mates to confuse the person but amuse yourself and your friends.

by bethanandrosslionsisterssss July 22, 2010