hoachie

A old man who eats little girls panties to clean them

You are a hoachie

by Galaxybae July 17, 2015

Hatchetfield

Team StarKid's very own small, haunted town in the American midwest.

Some shit has gone down in Hatchetfield

by awfulgrinchnamedpaul April 23, 2021

Like Hitchcock

Much like calling a moron "Einstein", "Like Hitchcock" is used towards a film, from average to poor quality, when comparing it to a film of even worse quality. Putting the two side by side, it makes the original choice appear of a far substantial standard.

After seeing "Fake Awful Movie", it's easy to say "Fake Mediocre Movie" feels like Hitchcock.

by AceDonald May 27, 2015

hungry hitchhiker

The act of giving fellatio (oral sex) while promptly sticking your thumb up the recipients asshole. (Can be used as a noun or verb)

Hey Timmy, you're walking funny... Did you pick up a hungry hitchhiker last night?

by tweeny gorilla November 13, 2015

cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

Demon Hatcher

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.

I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher

by Master Wallen May 17, 2021

San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.

Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.

by kct September 26, 2014