hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hornet

Horrible things that sting you and hurts like a bitch. Some types can also kill you soooo...

OWWWWWWWWWW THE HORNET STUNG ME

by Old Voldy's gone mouldy June 23, 2018

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Hornesty

When you’re horny but you’re honest about your expectations.

Dude 1: I told her my dick was ten inches long.

Dude 2: Bro that’s not very hornesty of you.

by Addeline August 15, 2019

horneliastreet

'horneliastreet' is a taylor swift fan-account on instagram containing memes and such.

"yo do you follow horneliastreet?"

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FOLLOW HORNELIASTREET

by taylorsgoldrushhfan November 3, 2021

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019