Hobby

A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.

Something that is senseless.

A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.

Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.

by Blah blah bLack shEe October 15, 2011

hobby

Something you like enjoy doing until you decide making it your profession...

Programming! Remember how much you liked to do complex programs, tricks or scripts to impress your friends (or yourself)? It was cool to do it just because YOU WANTED to do it. But get into IT and the last thing you'll do in your free time is to sit on your PC for hours programming. It won't be your hobby anymore!

by Luis Serrano May 19, 2006

hoober

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

by Jscratch June 2, 2004

hoobie

a type of dance where you simply flail yourself about.

"lets go hoobie!"
"dude, look at how good that guy's hoobieing is"
"lets learn the hoobie"
"hoobie with me?"

by JodeJode March 12, 2009

hoobacco

An alternate term used to describe Shisha (tobacco used in Hooka smoking).

"Dude, I just got this awesome mint flavored hoobacco!"

by DocAnderson June 11, 2007

Hobby Lobby Connection

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016