hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

haze hoggin

A selfish person who is hogging all the haze for themselves and doesn't want to share the wealth.

Guy 1: "Why my lip turning black?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you're always haze hoggin faggot."

by SNuBSaPoPPiN June 6, 2009

tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.

Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.

by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009

Hugging the block

Sharing the true gospel On the streets

Salutations to all the saints hugging the block for God's glory

by Follower of Christ August 19, 2016

ass hugging

inserting your left butt cheek into your buddies right butt cheek there for forming a manly ass sandwitch

oh man lets get some ass hugging goin on

sexii

no homo

by Wmurray18 September 9, 2009

Hagging

When a young man attempts to hook up with much older women.

Derek, I am so horny for an old sea hag right now. Let's go hagging at the nursing home. I want a granny with a wrinkled cooch!

by Bolton June 26, 2009

vigorous hugging

aka sex

vigorous hugging is a PG way of describing sex in front of other people who don't want you to talk about sex.
extremely effective when mentioned in front of younger siblings who hate to hear about you having sex.

I.E. We don't have sex we just hug very vigorously.
vigorous hugging is better than seeing jesus

by pygmalion_2005 October 1, 2009