by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003
Get the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs mug.The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.
Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!
Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!
Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)
by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008
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A female who doesn't take personal hygiene too seriously. Symtoms include stinking ass breath, dirty stinkin snatch, prickly leg hairs, things of that nature.
Angela is pretty cute, but damn she's definitley fit for the hoebo category, her breath makes me think she has a tooth brush phobia.
by suicide assistant March 9, 2007
Get the hoebo mug.the instance when someone was born with an uncut penis because if circusision has acured the person would have died.
Richard: I have hemophilia
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid
by lhrocks February 2, 2015
Get the hemophilia mug.A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.
Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.
by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007
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That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!
by Krazy K December 21, 2002
Get the hemorrhoid mug.1. a hoe named moe who looks like a lion.
2. see: moose
Hoemoefasa is derived from three words: Hoe, Moe, and Mufasa. A hoe is someone who dresses and/or acts like a slut. Moe is a name. it can either be a name for a male or a female. Mufasa is the name of a lion in the disney movie "Lion King."
2. see: moose
Hoemoefasa is derived from three words: Hoe, Moe, and Mufasa. A hoe is someone who dresses and/or acts like a slut. Moe is a name. it can either be a name for a male or a female. Mufasa is the name of a lion in the disney movie "Lion King."
by crackerwhacker August 17, 2009
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