Hobbit Growth

when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.

Tom: So what have you done today?

Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.

Tom: You're a fucking idiot.

by boojumk January 16, 2010

Hobbit Weekend

Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.

Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.

by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett November 7, 2013

hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbitting

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.

Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

by Meowdontworryboutit April 6, 2021

Cock Hobbit

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect

“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”

by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020