Priestley hobbit 

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

Priestley hobbit by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

Chunky hobbit by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

hairy hobbit hole 

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

hairy hobbit hole by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015

A Hobbit's Worth 

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

A Hobbit's Worth by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

Millionaire Hobbit 

A person who has expensive taste and/or hobbies but does not have money to satisfy it.

That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.

Millionaire Hobbit by Violator123 June 14, 2019

Dirty Hobbit 

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

Dirty Hobbit by OGDH September 9, 2022

Cock Hobbit 

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect

“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”

Cock Hobbit by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020