you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
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The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.
Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!
Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.
Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.
Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.
Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.
by tombalaya October 23, 2009
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Get the heading for a spreading mug.(Verb) - Loving, Living, or Gagging for someone/something to the extreme. Derived from the word "dry-heaving" refers to the next level after gagging.
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surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
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I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
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