Hazel

See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.

"Hazel went topless last night. All hail Hazel."

by Dugan October 14, 2004

Hazel

Can’t take dick but that’s okay she has a good personality and is very pretty

Lad: Hazel come suck my dick
Hazel: I don’t think u wanna be disappointed xo

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Hazel

Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.

Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.

Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.

Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!

Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.

by TrippySlipSlideMcFallingson April 1, 2009

Hazelbrook

Hazelbrook home of da best ppl inda world (west of syd)

"yea fuk da TKB or da Lawson bums Hazlebrooks betta den dem all"

by jake November 28, 2003

Blue-hazel

Eyes that are blue-green-gray possibly with orange or brown spots which seem to change color based on the lighting, clothing, makeup, and reflects off surroundings.

Person asks "What color are your eyes?"
I reply "Blue-hazel."
Person asks "What color would that be defined as?"

I answer "Well, it's not hazel because hazel eyes are brown and green mixed together, such as a caramel apple. Blue-hazel eyes are blue eyes that are green and gray with orange or brown spots in them, and they also change color based on the lighting and what they wear."

by humanitariangirl4life June 28, 2015

hazel

someone who doesn't get Steven universe and cant tell the difference from garnet and granite

person 1/ hey do u like steven universe?
person 2/ no im a hazel

by memetrash8 June 9, 2017

Sister Hazel

The polar opposite of the above definition.

"Kyle was SO wrong about Sister Hazel...I mean, come on. They suck."

by Rob October 11, 2003