hatcher

to do something incredibly stupid whilst intoxicated

putting an ice pick through each foot.

guy to mate : "dude i hatchered last night"
mate : "what did you do?"
guy : "arrested for base jumping naked after being cut out of a tree"
mate : "dude you massivly hatchered last night"

by tranmn October 3, 2009

Hatcheted

The act of being hit by a hatchet.

I got hatcheted!

by Vince Anderson March 8, 2017

hatchett

Very strong an independent person family very strong together. Never wants the attention but in the inside they do. Doesn’t like being right like arguing. Laughs, smiles too much maybe you will think she’s /he stuck like that. Hatchett is a very strong last name and unique.

Hatchett come here / very strong

by Annna_falcosn August 25, 2019

hathetic

A portmanteau adjective describing something that is both hateful and pathetic - obviously a word that our current social environment needs desperately. It was coined, so far as I know, by blogger Andrew Sullivan, used to describe such things as a 45-year old clip of Barry McGuire singing "Eve of Destruction" with a notable grimace on Shindig, in tight white jeans with a moody junkyard stage set and interpretive "dancing" behind him. Obviously also useful in summarizing the Glenn Beck vibe.

Sarah Palin's attempts at political analysis and debate aim so low and miss so badly that they are merely hathetic.

by Fobbio November 27, 2010

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

hatcher

a tran who spreads the trans virus, actively or unintentionally. usually someone who is emotionally accessible to cis people who are subconsciously questioning their gender (eggs), and can provide some minimum amount of emotional labor to blow that persons mind and/or offers them their first free hit of HRT.

a person who engages in the sport of hatching eggs, usually by flirting with str8 boys at the bar knowing that 10% of them will wake up tomorrow morning realizing they're not actually cis

zoe is the #1 hatcher this month, the community should buy zir a toaster

by fish trap July 17, 2018

hatched

refers to having used a crack pipe to smoke pot indicating the user is now out of pot.

that weed is hatched

by theweedman February 10, 2014