Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

by Carpenito June 8, 2009

Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

oh shit handle

the handle in most cars. Commonly known for hanging laundered garments. Also known for its use in grabbing upon during sharp turns or braking.

Hold on. Better grab the oh shit handle

by Bungalow Bill November 18, 2001

Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009

Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

by Frederickdotcom November 3, 2013

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003

love handle

referring to the deposit of fat on the sides of your lower waist; a handle to hold onto, when making love.

Veronica has the most amazing figure, she has acheived the perfect love handle without being overweigh

by Big "Royal" Bin August 21, 2004