Hand Virgin

When you haven't ever jacked off

Person #1: are you a hand virgin?

Person #2: no, I jack off every single night

by AllAmericanHottie August 27, 2014

the mauve hand

The Gay Mafia founded in San Francisco

Not many people know that Ryan Seacrest owes his success to The Mauve Hand.

by Nate "The godfather" Martin October 21, 2007

Hand fetish

When someone gets an erection because he sees hands

Brian: Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish
Sam: oMg is that A fUckIng JOJO reference??!

by Jotaro has PTSD April 28, 2021

squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009

quiet hands

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.

I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

hand kink

hand kink is when a person is attracted to someones hand

john loves audreys hand, so he has a hand kink

by sexbot321 January 29, 2021