Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.

The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.

by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

Abo's handbag

An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.

Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.

"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".

by PerpetualTraveller May 16, 2007

climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.

by Downstrike November 6, 2006

handboy

A guy who is spending his time for watching porno movies and doing some "action" with his right(or left) hand, instead of hanging out with girls.

-John is a fucking handboy, when I walk down a street at night sometimes I hear strange sounds in his room. I don't know why is he ignoring that Cindy, that's a good chance to knock off that evening work.

by b-f-e_ May 25, 2008

Handy Mandy

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator

Man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy Mandy!

by The smarbist April 7, 2012

hell in a handbasket

a big ole mess on the inside and out.

take all of the underworld, the demons, the devil, the fires, the rivers of mud, the torture devises, etc and shove them into a picnic basket turning it inside and out into a conglomerated mess. Imagine what that looks like----and that is what you are when you are hell in a handbasket.

by missjediv October 29, 2010