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hammock

A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."

Friend - How selfish.
by the master builder February 24, 2011
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The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.
by aaronha April 19, 2010
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Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.
Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock
by Ducci13 August 12, 2012
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Hammo

A girl who looks like a hamster who when drunk proceeds to boogie.
"Did you see that drunk girl from Oxford Brookes who looks a bit like a hamster doing that little dance?"
"Yeah what a cute little hammo, apparently she will let you pinch her lovely hamster bum."
by Frampsalot December 20, 2008
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Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016
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Bannana Hammock

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.
Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.
by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004
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hamdog

A hotdog wrapped in a hamburger pattie that is then deep fried and served on a hoagie roll with chili, cheese, onions, bacon, and a fried egg.
After eating that hamdog, I felt like I was gonna die.
by bugmenot369 October 1, 2008
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