A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."
Friend - How selfish.
Friend - How selfish.
by the master builder February 24, 2011
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Get the Pudding hammock mug."Did you see that drunk girl from Oxford Brookes who looks a bit like a hamster doing that little dance?"
"Yeah what a cute little hammo, apparently she will let you pinch her lovely hamster bum."
"Yeah what a cute little hammo, apparently she will let you pinch her lovely hamster bum."
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