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Buff Hurt

The act of becoming butt hurt due to excessive buffering while attempting to load or watch a youtube video, movie, or porn.
This video is taking forever to load, I'm getting soooo Buff Hurt!
by WallySparx August 28, 2013
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butt-hurt

the act of getting so offended by something as to the point of excess.
man, that guy was all butt-hurt when you took the last slice of pizza.
by joe pawski June 15, 2004
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hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.
Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.
by meldarican June 1, 2011
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nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.
He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.
by DaCamel July 8, 2014
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where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.
Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.
by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020
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Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.
"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.
by StonerIsLegend February 7, 2013
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Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
by Stephan422 June 10, 2014
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