Hassee

Also "Hassy," and "The Hassee," it's a term that describes the Perineum, the area located between the penis and anus, or the vagina and anus. The Hassee is given its name from a shortened version of Tallahassee which, given it's location on the Big Bend in Florida, is a perfect example of the location of the Hassee.

If Florida is truly "America's Wang," then Tallahassee is the Hassee.

"It's hot as balls out here...how's your Hassee?"
"Hot and sticky, buddy."

Also can be used more indirectly, commonly as a word that can be said aloud in public without fear of inappropriateness:

Person 1: "I think she was coming on to me."
P2: "She wanted your Hassee."
P1: "Haha, the HASSEE!"

by Mortai August 17, 2009

David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

by resume December 28, 2005

Hasselhoffed

To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.

Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!

by Todd Twinn May 24, 2007

hasselhoffed

In an extreme state of drunkeness

"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"

by nowa009 May 18, 2007

husslers

someone that gets money from other people. like slanging, gambling, pimpin.

That's an asian hussler!

by whooop deee dooo July 17, 2005

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008

Hashley

A combination of the names Hayley and Ashley and are referred to as one person; awesomely amazing attractive people!

I had so much fun with Hashley tonight

by Heyitshashley May 2, 2011