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dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
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Gridlocks

A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.
by Webdebnyc April 24, 2012
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Gridfaced

A physical state whereby a person has consumed so many alcohol beverages that they consequently lose all control of human functionality and barf into a grid - or other plumed in waste disposal systems.
That girl over there is so gridfaced.
by Welshhh94 December 23, 2013
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Gridster

To be a Grunge while at the same time being a hipster. A gridster try's to "hipstify" the Grunge culture and lifestyle.
My brother Luke is a Gridster when he trys to compare the lumineers and nirvana. He constantly trys to explain the irony of Kurt cobains lyrics while at the same time is wearing skinny jeans. Constantly trys to to abbreviate words that don't need abbreviating.
by Mr. knw it all February 28, 2014
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gridth

Gridth means to fall asleep while watching tv, usually while watching PBS. Usually, gridth happens past 10:00 at night. Usually if gridth happens to you, you will wake up very tired. It is important to not let gridth happen to you, because if it happens a lot to you, you can get sick more easily.
Merideth was watching a talk show and got tired, and fell asleep from gridth.
by VegetarianBacon July 4, 2015
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grid bias

Electrical voltage placed on control grid of a vacuum tube. Determines the level at which electrical action takes place in the tube for purposes of amplification, rectification, relaying, switching or other functions. Sometimes used to describe levels of anger or frustration.
Calm down; don't let your grid bias get out of control.
by Old hiker July 12, 2017
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Gride

Is the groom and the gride ready for the wedding
by Da Mimz April 10, 2019
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