Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

goatchoker

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

by Sally mae March 6, 2003

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Gritch

As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.

Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.

by Zack And Matt January 9, 2005

Giatch

Giatch is an a variant of Biatch but suitable to say around adults because they won't have a clue what you mean.

You: YOU GIATCH
Timmy: FUCK YOU!
Teacher: TIMMY STOP SWEARING!

by Jesi123 March 14, 2009

Gatchy

Waste of space

Terrible person
Idiot
Moron

John: how is your big mac?

Steve: Okay but the gatchy that served me, short changed me!

John: fucking gatchies

by ryan486 November 25, 2011