Grammar

Grammar is something President George W. Bush doesn't have.

"We have misunderestimated them"

"Is our children learning"

"We will take your dreams and... we will more better them."

"Grammar, is that a type of WMD?"

by Lazerwolf August 3, 2006

grammaflauge

When a grandmother wears clothing that blends with the upholstery of her furniture, causing her to disappear within the furniture

Grandma's print outfit matches the couch so well, we couldn't see her, it looked like she was wearing grammaflauge

by joseph grandmama January 30, 2008

obsessive grammar disorder

{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.

"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."

by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007

grammar

(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.

(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.

Chinese grammar is very different from English.

by dattdso January 1, 2011

Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)

Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.

Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.

by Sacoriah August 25, 2021

south wilts grammar school

here is where you find some lesbos in there rare habitat

some wanna be posh chavs and those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday

you can also meet some dope children but there is about 20 out of the 1368 that attend that crappy school
it contains pedo math teachers and childish science teachers
many rooms smell like ass and for some reason the l block smells like rotten cabbage like get some febreeze in here

hey do you go to south wilts grammar school

yes
oh i'm soooooo sorry

by boooooooooooong November 12, 2019

Grammar Gestapo

Often known as the GG

When you make a spelling/grammar mistake, lock your doors, because the Grammar Gestapo are going to break yer legs!!!

by Buzvonlurt February 22, 2005