Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
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Gooner

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7
Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner
by Sebos April 26, 2024
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Yugi-gooner

An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".
I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.
by Balthazar1124 January 12, 2025
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Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)
“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025
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gooner

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict
by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023
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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian
Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)
by 69dieddiedofligma May 7, 2024
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