Some dudes were at a strip club, and one of the strippers sat right on a guy's penis and it hurt like shit, so he yelled "GOMP!"
by WhoAreYouDPG? July 7, 2010
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Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.
Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.
Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!
by wooty December 24, 2004
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by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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Get the glompsterbate mug.Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves
Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.
See also. Usless.
Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.
See also. Usless.
To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'
'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'
To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'
To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011
Get the Gomes mug.US media personality or politician willing to take any position or say anything regardless of veracity in order to further a right wing agenda; a Republican propagandist.
Origin: Disgust with 21st century US politics and media. Derived from GOP + Gobshite.
Origin: Disgust with 21st century US politics and media. Derived from GOP + Gobshite.
Did you see Hannity yesterday? He's giving birtherism another outing just in case anyone missed or misunderstood the argument the first time around.
I don't watch him - that gopshite has nothing to say to me or anyone more intelligent than a mouse.
I don't watch him - that gopshite has nothing to say to me or anyone more intelligent than a mouse.
by Cara Pálida May 5, 2011
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Teacher- Do your homework
Kid- GoMS!
Kid- GoMS!
by BallBuster2.0 September 11, 2011
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