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Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
mugGet the Gob Hosermug.

Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night
“That’s bussin G”
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
mugGet the Gob-Jobmug.

slober gob

Someone who's none-stop dribbling from their mouth (Gob)

Mainly a British term used for offensive language exchange
You twat! you're dribbling that much you might as well be a Slober Gob
by f3nn3y February 4, 2024
mugGet the slober gobmug.

Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
mugGet the Jigger Gobsmug.

Gob Co.

Corporation owned by Gobi_324 on Roblox, known for making revolutionary games like Steal a Pressure and NEW! 27 Stage Goblerot Employee Recruitment Obby!
X: Where do you work?
Y: I work at Gob Co., I was always fasctinated by Steal a Pressure and wanted to work on it!
by FoxythebloxerIsKing September 27, 2025
mugGet the Gob Co.mug.

Gob

A gob is a guy’s Adam’s apple.
I ought to punch him in the gob for acting like such a horse’s ass.
by anonymous April 27, 2021
mugGet the Gobmug.

Gob

The word Gob refers to an ancient God/Deity, and comes from Latin America. There have been sightings of them. They are in the human world and their name is Alexis according to old inscriptions in the island of Trinidad and Tobago. They're older than earth itself.

Their daughter's name is Jeebus and was born two thousand and twenty-one years ago.

There is a Bible, 'The Gob Bible' . You can speak to her if you can find her.
"I am a part of Crispianity and follow the religion of Gob."
by Almighty Gob September 2, 2021
mugGet the Gobmug.

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