ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

by Korrosiv January 28, 2009

Glasses

Pieces of glass inside a frame used to cover one's eyes to correct vision. Can be made with a concave or convex lense. Nowadays can be made fashionable, or can be replaced with contacts.

Erika has to get GLASSES, but they are Ninetendo brand, so she doesn't mind.
Alex is a geek because he wears GLASSES.

by Erika August 28, 2004

owl glasses

when someone calls your name, you look, and they have their "owl glasses" you need to lay down on the ground. "Owl glasses" are when you have your hands turned backwards and your index finger and thumb create a ring that you look out of.

sam(with owl glasses): hey drew!

drew: Wha- oh dang

sam:thats right, get on the ground

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Rose colored glasses

Seeing only the good in/best in everybody, or the positive, and not the whole picture.

Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

arabian sun glasses

when a male puts their one of there testicles on each of the female's eyes.
this was also in part created by ryan jamie and john

i gave that girl an arabian sun glasses.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

glasses

Man to woman: "You have glasses. Use them."

As I heard it used, this remark was intended to be sarcastic, demeaning, or provocative, but I am unclear about whether it had sexual implications. It might mean something like "being able to see something in plain view ," or able to see something that is "right in front of your face." Or it might reference fellatio. I would like to know.

The word is glasses.
Or phrase : "Use glasses"
As in this phrase, (man to woman): "You have glasses. Use them."

by Maggie Fisher February 17, 2017

Glasses

Glasses are an item you wear on your face, to help you see better.

I just got my glasses today, now i can finally see!

by swimld June 1, 2017