Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

by tim downard December 9, 2008

Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Garfield

Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.

garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by lolsdwfbgh November 18, 2019

garfield

A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.

Damn, Stacy sure has a garfield.

by VaginaDestroyer September 5, 2013

Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003

garfep

A straight man with homosexual tendencies.

Garfep, of the Saosin forum, helps out alot.

by j to the ordan June 8, 2004