gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

Gerskis!

Short for Rutgers. First used to make fun of the Michigan State football after loosing 19-14 to Rutgers in the 2004 season opener. Said in a low pitched loud tone. "GURR-SKIEEESSS!"

Ha ha, MSU lost to the Gerskis!

by Steve January 5, 2005

Gercy

The coolest girl in the world who has everything. She's funny, nice, sweet, caring, tough and pretty. Any guy that isn't her friend will be missing out big time.

Who do you think you are? Gercy?

by faithfulcompanion December 19, 2009

Gecko Tongue

To have an erect penis covered in a sticky substance (ie honey), Then proceed to mushroom stamp or smack a face of your partner and it sticks for a time of 2 seconds minimum.

I gecko tongued her cheek for the 3 second record. She was very impressed.

by kaosG0D August 9, 2010

soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko

I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!

by PR35TY November 17, 2011

Slick Gecko

A euphamism for an unusually sweaty male member.

Man, it's so hot out I got a Slick Gecko.

by Mr. Popo July 23, 2004