Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003

Lousy Gilbert

anytime your hittin it doggystyle and the smell of the females anus floats up to your nose.

I was having the best sex of my life last night until i was Lousy Gilberted.

by gilbertsgrape1 August 20, 2006

Gilberto

A sexy mother fucker who makes girls wet,normally has sex twice a month and is a jerk sometimes,He makes girls have love at first sight.Gilberto is the kind of guy who ownes a vape,juul or suorin.Gilbertos are vapegods and very hot.

Damn did u see the sexy motherfucker of Gilberto hit that fat rip from his juul.I love gilberto

by SWEEYDADDYS May 7, 2018

giberish

random

that giberish

by isabella35434 November 3, 2020

gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

by pookie September 20, 2003

gilbert blythe

the sweetest and cutest boy you could meet. he is also smart, strong, hardworking, willing to help at all times, brave, and accepting of everyone and everything. When he likes you, he’ll try to always get your attention, offer you fruits from his orchard, stare at you a lot with a sweet smile, open doors for you, save you from bullies. He’s the type who will purposely let you win in spelling contests, then gives you a dictionary for Christmas. He is very sassy and funny. He has the most precious smile, that will just melt your heart.

Gilbert Blythe is all I can think about.

by Shmart dude August 8, 2018

glibbering

laughing through text so hard that you are actually a little weak in real life but not laughing at all

her:she built like a burger from the dollar menu
me: IM GLIBBERING!!💀💀💀😂

by itsjustme.niyah October 16, 2018