furniturise

The next step after buying an apartment or house, and moving all your worldly goods, which tend not to amount to much, out of the room you rented with friends/relatives/psychos. This usually involves a trip to Ikea (or similar depending on your geographical location).

Not to be confused with re-furniturising, which is when you move out of the ninth rented apartment or house in eight years with all your manky old hand-me-down gear that doesn't match anything, into your new place, and instantly realise you need to buy a lot of new things to make your house a home.

I went down to ikea and maxed out my credit card furniturising my new gaff.

Isn't it about time you re-furniturised? All your stuff smells of bong water

by davesq November 6, 2011

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Furnergy

Noun: When a kitten or adult cat (or overly hairy adult male) exerts simultaneous motions or habits.

Adj: Furnergeticly
Verb: Furnergize

N: “The kitten exhibited a lot of furnergy.”
Adj: “The actions portrayed lacked furnergeticly.”
Verb: “After a couple cups of coffee, my uncle Bob felt furnergized.”

by Aphrodite312 November 12, 2018

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Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019

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