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funeral party

It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body
Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend
by Cain Soulessone July 15, 2016
mugGet the funeral partymug.

Electric Funeral

EF, known to many now as Mang
<ElectricFuneral> 'Fencing', huh? XD
<Ian_k> Yeah Mang
by Fromplenickel December 25, 2004
mugGet the Electric Funeralmug.

Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
mugGet the Baby shit in a funeral homemug.

you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM
Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪
by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019
mugGet the you look funeral readymug.
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
by Dr. McP May 17, 2006
mugGet the tie your shoe at your funeralmug.
this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
mugGet the fuck up a one car funeral processionmug.

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