Fucktard

One who is mentally backwards and masturbates to homosexual porn

Amazing! The fucktard responds to the bell even when not offered a picture of Richard Simmons!

by You really don\'t wanna know about me June 30, 2003

Fucktard

A Fucking Retard, often associated with jackass, or the Anarchist cookbook.

Someone that heats gasoline.

Someone that huffs and then lights a cigarrete.

Someone that uses the Anarchist cookbook to make their food.

Someone that is a complete fucktard.

A Fucking Fucktard.

by Travis J.U. June 16, 2006

Fucktard

Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded!"

"Yeah, what a fucktard"

by Benjamin White August 28, 2005

Fucktard

A fucktard is an individual who is fucked hard in the head.

Though I refused to answer his calls, I was repeatedly phoned by some fucktard who obviously lacked the good sense to realize I was avoiding him, and what a pain he had become.

by -JilLxX January 2, 2011

Fucktard

Any asshole who says ghey instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying ghey instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

by YourMom696969 December 24, 2008

Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

Fucktard

A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.

My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD!!
example:
Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD!!!

Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD!

by princessabby25 September 13, 2009