Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

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flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017

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float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

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