To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

Fender candy

A woman riding a motorcycle who is so beautiful you don't notice the make or model and don't really care too. A woman who spruces up the bike to make it bling better than all athe chrome on it. Usually the ass end.

Hey did you notice that harley rippin down the street. No I was too busy lookin at the fender candy on it.

by waffenby March 22, 2010

Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods

That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.

by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013

Flanderism

Cult based upon the views of the fictional character Ned Flanders of The Simpsons.

Would you like to join Flanderism?

by This Kid! June 19, 2016

Demontears/ Funky Fender55

Owner of the 404 hub

He has porn and his slots are always full! :angry:

by Not santa November 7, 2003

fender

1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.

Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."

by TehMonny May 29, 2007

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016