love flaps

see: hangage in the hoo-ha.
"The part that hangs down" -- J,
"the part that slides around the penis" --N

"When she stood up her love flaps hung down and caught my eye"
"Her moist inviting love flaps accepted my rigid penis."

by the basement July 16, 2008

peeper flaps

slang for Labia
Also See: Meat Curtians, Beef Curtains, Meat Flaps...

"i know someone who called her labia 'peeper flaps'. the reasoning was that boys had 'peepers' so girls had 'peeper flaps'."

by SGStirfry June 20, 2006

slack flaps

term used to describe a woman who has loose morals in the sex department, has put out so much that theres no tread left on the tyres.

i was doin this chick last night, she had slack flaps.
her flaps were so slack it was like feeding a kitkat to a whale.

by paddy donnelly September 10, 2006

smelly flaps

When a woman's vaginal entry and exit doors smell like the fishmongers on a busy Monday morning.

Hey bro, I can't believe I went down on her smelly flaps. Bitch be humming!

by zimbo23 November 2, 2013

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

income flaps

1. A prostitutes vagina.
2. A descriptive phrase for a high maintenance woman.

"She looks like she's got 'income flaps'"

by Barry Coleman December 21, 2006

cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010