firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Power Fisting

The act of repeatedly inserting and retracting a clenched fist at Bruce Lee speeds.

Usually into a bodily oraphis with out lube. If executed correctly uncontrollable bleeding will occur.

"I just got arrested for power fisting my girl friend, she got taken to ER"

by gazinlar November 5, 2011

Jersey Shore Fisting

The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".

Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"

by Undeader25 October 27, 2010

Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

by Sluice July 23, 2010

fishing license

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007